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1 year ago    |   Tags: drunky funnies   |   Notes: 5

"Where the hell are you? Hurry! We are getting ready to break our hymens and catch STDs."

- drunk text from gay cousin who’s in town this weekend

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1 year ago   

My friend just called me “the girl who cried relationship.”

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1 year ago    |   Tags: drunky LI dude   |   Notes: 2
I drunkenly missent a text to a guy who shares the same name as my friend. Guy texted me saying, “I just google-translated your drunk text on Google Translate! You’re bad!!! >:-P”  But Where are you? It’s an open bar, dude, so I’m super drunky as fuck is the accurate translation! Fuck you, Google Translate. Ugh.

I drunkenly missent a text to a guy who shares the same name as my friend. Guy texted me saying, “I just google-translated your drunk text on Google Translate! You’re bad!!! >:-P” 

But Where are you? It’s an open bar, dude, so I’m super drunky as fuck is the accurate translation! Fuck you, Google Translate. Ugh.


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1 year ago   

Coney Island - Good Old War

I’ll go crawling back to the city I love, cause it’s already taken everything.

(Guy with scarf looks like a guy I used to date.)

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1 year ago    |   Notes: 2

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1 year ago    |   Tags: reblog   |   Notes: 3809

(via unscrupulousmaneater)

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1 year ago    |   Tags: lyrics  

"Well, in love, we are all amateurs at best."

- Liar, Mumford and Sons

during the blizzard

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1 year ago    |   Tags: silliness   |   Notes: 2

  • friend: How much snow did you get out there? I am starting to hate it. Cabin fever!!! :(
  • me: Close to a foot. How could you hate it? It's white and 8 inches. Just how I like my cocks.

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1 year ago    |   Tags: alcohol   |   Notes: 5

"Everybody needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer."

- William Claude Fields

Soup dumplings

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1 year ago    |   Tags: touche LI dude   |   Notes: 9

  • Him: I'm not really a big drinker. I wish there was a freshly squeezed juice bar where they let people smoke ganja and socialize. Meh!!!
  • Her: I love pot as much as I love soup dumplings.
  • Him: Have we talked about how much you love soup dumplings? Because without prior knowledge I have no frame of reference for whether that's good or bad.
  • Her: Yeah I consciously made that statement ambiguous. Wanted to stay on your good side just in case. Haha.
  • Him: I like pot as much as I like you.